
It is with great sadness that I report a tragic and sad loss to the gatolino community. A one strong and silly cat Scouty has passed on to the next life; a life with unending cheese and endless seas of perpetually clean litter boxes.
Scouty was a scholar of sorts, always seeking truth in the most mystical and unusual circumstances. He sought solace in pondering the questions that every great felineosopher asks:
"Where in the world are all the snacks?"

"Where dear god is the warmest place to lay my weary head?"
"Why, oh god of greatness mercury, do my owners always sleep when I most desperately need to eat?"
And then the question that vexed this small sage the most, "Why in gods green earth does this woman dress me in a sweater with a banana on it!" (only late at night).

Not to diminish the many accomplishments of this fine gatolino. Though his silly days were filled with mirth and gaity, as this picture accurately shows the great Scouty became wise in his later years, a sage to the feline community. Offering wisdom and guidance to even the most foolish of cats (KOOF!). Moreover, his great influence and kindness will be remembered for decades to come.
Everyone has chose to remember Scouty with that ridiculous banana sweater and the wisdom of Solomon. Scouty is survived by the Pagano family who will always love and remember the little pitterpat of Scoutys paws on their hardwood floors.
We love you Scouty!