
Jimmy sent me an email today titled Cat Floss. You could also call it Butt Floss. I think you get the picture. For those with weak hearts, you should probably move on to the next blog.
So last night at about 10:45 we realized Simone was passing a long piece of dental floss through her system. The resulting image was a long piece of dental floss coming out her bottom. Jimmy quickly flew into action (thank god!) and grabbed the scissors and chopped that floss right down. We quarantined her to the bathroom (passing dental floss results in lots of poop strewn about) and Jimmy started scrubbing!
Once we were all decontaminated we made sure Simone had all the comforts of home in her cellblock and turned in for the night.
I awoke this morning with that horrible Friday morning feeling of "Oh its Saturday!" only to quickly realize that NO it was not Saturday. In fact, it was POOP FRIDAY! I bolted up in bed and ran into the bathroom and found a bathroom practically brush stroked in poop.
Jimmy ended up taking Simone to the vet Friday and making sure she was ok. When he called me he said, "At least it was waxed, unflavored dental floss." And unfortunately I had to correct him, she had actually eaten MY brand which had the now unfortunate name of "SuperGlide Extra with Mint."
This is her after the vet, apparently no worse for the wear, ready for her next snack: DENTAL FLOSS.
Just kidding! Curious as a cat is all I can say.